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Tapyrs & Thunderstorms

by Miguel Y La Muerte

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1.
In the age of the Empire you're lead by liars When Disney rebuilt the Death Star They killed Max Von Sydow and Leia got widowed Her brother just blown his last fart Anyway [we lost our hopes when she] Broke trough the screen with some bullshits between And dead actors in CGI crap And who ever knew that she grew up so cute A magnet thru dick and the hand Combat Rebel Babe Combat Rebel Babe Combat Rebel Babe Combat Rebel Bass (Come to papa Hawking...) Stardust 'n Clone Wars Li'l star 'n Quote Wars Starfighter 'n power Possance 'n Stellopilot Can you speak Bocce? No reasons to watch it Brave Arturito Got his last burrito In less than twelve parsec you ruined years of greatness Translating that things by cock Give back the sombrero to our robot-can fellow Made in Juarez, Mexico Tex-Mex rebel droid A goddamn clever droid Beeps when he's overjoyed Cucaracha droid A long time ago in a galaxy far far away Me, the boy, two droids and no question asked In a galaxy far far away
2.
FI PI LI 04:57
It's been a long time since i've seen the kidz Such a heartache, it makes me sick We've found a car, broke the glass Wired the cables and left all behind It's been a long time since we rode the highway one The guitars in the backseat, seatbelts on Watch the speed limit, we're on a stolen car Beware of the patrol or we won't go so far Turn on the radio, listen to some Howlin Wolf We don't have no Cadillac, just a Panda '84 After the junction, now no more police From north Florence, we won't pay no fee Cause we are on the Fi-Pi-Li No speed control, drive as fast as you can, please Step on the gas, lock your seatbelts Keep on rollin' down the Fi-Pi-Li Sun is goin down On this scar that's cuttin thru You, Oh my Land Wheels are rollin on As I'm leaving my regrets Away, Far from home We're about to catch the horizon Stretch our arms into the sea See the guys, have some fun party hard and finally find Some refreshing healthy tasty weed Cause we are still on the Fi-Pi-Li No speed control, drive as fast as you can, please Step on the gas, lock your seatbelts Keep on rollin' down the Fi-Pi-Li Cause we are still on the Fi-Pi-Li No speed control, drive as fast as you can, please Step on the gas, lock your seatbelts Keep on rollin' down the Fi-Pi-Li Rollin'...
3.
Black Wog 04:44
I am not afraid to call you NED I am not afraid to call you WOP KATZENFRESSEN might be my name well, CARPET PILOT would be yours You deserve it if you're taking it serious Black Humor is great and mysterious PENNY CHASER is a good friend of mine PIZZA NIGGA is how he turns to me Call him BIG NOSE, call him HALF DICK This is how we fool around You deserve it if you're taking it serious Black Humor is great and mysterious Great and mysterious SNAIL SNAPPER, KERMIT THE FROG Told by a MAFIA, Fat GREASEBALL Words are about what you aim for Words are all about what you aim for You deserve it if you're taking it serious Black Humor is great and mysterious Great and mysterious Great and mysterious ...
4.
All I need in life All I need is lie It's me in a flat projection It's me in a fair deception Showin' all I got Showin' all I want It's me beggin' for attention It's me or my soft impression I spent my last money on a photoset Let's see what I could get back Twenty-five pictures in black and white Guess it's time for me to start a cockfight Faces I would never do in real life Crowds are waiting to jerk their "likes" If you don't like my pics don't update your feed If you don't like my pics then you don't like me It's me in a flat projection It's me in a fair deception
5.
ANTIFA 06:11
Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light Another black man killed? Streets will blow up tonight Streets will blow up tonight Are we in the twenties of the wrong century? Are we in Nazi Germany? Are we in a country of the middle-east? One of those we bomb for these kind of things? These kind of things! The fire reached the gasoline Justice is the word, and it's written on my skin 2020 and we're still marching for this shit So much i gotta bring me a shovel to pick it up Then Mr. President said ANTIFA is the enemy Somebody tells Donnie to shut the fuck up (Shut the Fuck up) You just don't know what this word really means I'm gonna draw it just for you, Donnie T. Ohhh ANTIFA! Anti Motherfucker Ohhh ANTIFA! Fightin the assholes of the world Ohhh ANTIFA! Anti Motherfucker Ohhh ANTIFA! Putting back the shit in the hole Ohhh ANTIFA! Anti Motherfucker Ohhh ANTIFA! Fightin the assholes of the world Ohhh ANTIFA! Anti Motherfucker Ohhh ANTIFA! Putting back the shit in the hole Ohhh ANTIFA! Anti Motherfucker Ohhh ANTIFA! Anti Motherfucker Ohhh ANTIFA! Anti Motherfucker The snivellin', grovellin', Measly, weasely Blabberin', jabberin', Gibberin', jabberin' Blunderin', plunderin', Wheelin', dealin' Prince Donald, the phony king of U.S.A
6.
We just Answered the call from the guy that runs the joint He goes straight to the point He goes straight to the point Minimum pay, a sandwich and a beer Can't wait to get out of here Can't wait to get out of here Feedbacks from everywhere SA LARSEN rising from the dead The soundboard catches fire In this brand new situation the only thing to do is gettin' high gettin' high Oh, won't somebody hear the song that I'm playing Oh, won't somebody hear words that I'm saying Belches from the left Curses from the right Unjustified excitement And a shot of cocaine, yeah What a shitty place to play What a shitty place to play Henhouse dangeerous ladder Is coming off the wall as I'm on it It's just three meters high I'm gonna die in this goddam shitty place (take me home from this place) In these cases what to do? Grab the cash and bring your ass home Say farewell to the boss Let's make sure he knows that accident occurs Say farewell to the boss Tell him straight to toss the dough To toss the dough To toss the dough To toss the dough I'll put my hands around your I'll put my hands around your I'll put my hands around your I'll put my hands around your neck I'll put my hands around your I'll put my hands around your I'll put my hands around your I'll put my hands around your neck I'll put my hands around your neck My apologies, sir, I need to choke you to death I'm gonna kill you, that's dry long so MOTHERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER FUCKERFUCKER
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Mr. Ozzy 08:14
Thought I'd be alone forever I thought it was the end We failed each other, I failed again, Baby every Barbie needs a can What all those physics mean If I can't build me a friend Cybernetics, my degrees and all these stacks o'can I dismantled the oven I dismantled my lover I dismantled the mixer I dismantled the toaster I dismantled my old pc [the fuckin dishwasher] Alloy makes me solder Every metal part Wired together with An heavy metal heart It's beatin' Engine's runnin' Just gotta push Just gotta push Just gotta push on start One leg is Strak'kino cheese The other's made of stone Iron claws doing The Claw move When Tortelvis mode is on One hundred mile of cables under A recycled metal case An old videotape cam A coconut I gotta taste Piston engine on bargain placed Inside the rusty chest An XXL tomato can will work His head! Then he turn his will in the great magnetic field Opened his eyes and ran Bromance Command sent an input to his heart Ozzi actually become his closest friend They crave to be together now and then gettin' drunk and growin' pot until the end Alas! The story's turning Things must come to an end A storm between dimension has come to split our friends But the Bloody Dog in Heaven shit upon this plot The room was cracked by lighting Smoke, flames and all Light turn into darkness What the fuck is going on?!
8.
Back to 2015 Something's different, something's wrong I gotta bad feeling 'bout this Another story, another song I check the river, torpedos stood still And it gave me a thrill That motherfuckin' asshole knows my game I gotta kill him again and again and again I'll need a partner hard and tough Torpedo fish shotgun's not enough Let's jump back to another track by the band Ironfirelord Steal an overpowered killing machine to fix this shit Once and for all Here in this cellar where we just walked There ain't no dragons Fed with poison, anger and death And baby pandas We're in a hurry, no time to worry Let's Budspencer him A punch in the neck, open the sack And throw the robot in Back on track, torpedoes' gone Maybe another motherfucker out there still lives on Waddaheck, we gotta go Find him and kill him wherever the wind blows Any time from now on, whenever he may be Search for him in time and space, let the hunt begin Space-time continuum's fucked up, this gonna be a mess Mr. Ozzy's on the prowl, there's data to process A gipsy in 1965 Richard Nixon in 1971 Marty McFly in 1985 A nun in 1991 Killed those mofos back in time Beat the shit out off their spines Crushed your kin, blame your sons Cooked some churros with your mom
9.
Mushrooms 11:17
Shoes gets smaller Hands gets longer Opaque slight sounds are breeding my brain Blooms are ready They broke the levee Don't worry about it, just walk trough the lane My legs still growin' Don't know where i'm goin' Just chasing the red cloud, i'm fourty feet tall
10.
Sheep 05:25
They don't play seventies songs Because they think war is over They don't lift their hands to the sky Because they all feel so tired They bow their heads and go to work Because they were thaught to do it And when they get back home at night They keep their heads down to be sure Sheep in the herd have you heard? Wind of change will break your range Leave you bleatin' in the cold of the night They got a work to pay the car They got the car to go to work They squabble just to figure out who the trash really is They'll always vote on the right consumed with anger and fear They blame illegals for 5G and youngsters for the COVID-19 Sheep in the herd have you heard? Wind of change will break your range Leave you bleatin' in the cold of the night Wind of change will break your range Leave you bleatin' in the cold of the night
11.
Something that can really piss me off Three gals closed into the walls of their weird way to talk And I simply can't understand And you won't as well for you're a man Topics are on fire, they seem to have fun Something funny for 'em and not for anyone I'm just trying to listen but my ears don't agree My sanity's broken 'coz now they are talkin''bout BLACK COCKS 'N' CRYSTAL SHOES Women these days, give me the blues BLACK COCKS 'N' CRYSTAL SHOES Not talking 'bout soccer, definitively not talking 'bout you Disney princess period and former boyfriends It's more that you can handle if you're a lonely man They started complaining 'bout how men are jerks Wonder when they'll start comparing size of their tits Topics are on fire, they seem to have fun Something funny for 'em and not for anyone I'm just trying to listen but my mind don't agree My sanity's broken 'coz now they are talkin''bout BLACK COCKS 'N' CRYSTAL SHOES Women these days, give me the blues BLACK COCKS 'N' CRYSTAL SHOES Not talking 'bout soccer, definitively not talking 'bout you These things may happen but baby not with you I wanna smash and make a mess like in Torpedo Fish pt.2 You know, in that part, when that motherfucker's ripped apart That lovely song by MYM just to show you how cool I am
12.
Runes 04:22
Once I met a man And the child in him White long hair His eyes were keen He smiled an showed All his wisdom Runes and stones From every known kingdom He read in my soul Gave me the symbols Told me that love is a matter of fate Told me that love is a matter of fate Told me that love is a matter of fate You don't choose runes Runes will just choose you Three little symbols Now are in my room He smiled as my mate got different stones Cos' destiny will part you from what you own He read in my soul Gave me the symbols Told me that love is a matter of fate Told me that love is a matter of fate Told me that love is a matter of fate If I only could find that man White long hair Eyes so keen I have many friends And these three runes I wonder if love is a matter of fate I wonder if love is a matter of fate I wonder if love is a matter of fate

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released February 8, 2024

Recorded @ Wormhole Studios, Arezzo, Italy.
Produced by Miguel Y La Muerte

Marco Fedele (Muerte): guitars, vocals, kazoo, keyboards, percussions
Michele Serafini (Miguel): baritone guitar, vocals
Davide Bartolucci: drums, vocals, percussions

Artwork: Dario Fedele
Lettering: Clizia Corti


Miguel wants to thank the guys from Radiology Department of Valdarno (La Gruccia Hospital).
Huge thanks to my brother Lorenzo, Azzurra for the support, to Albiani Michele Sensei and to my lucky charm Raissa.

Muerte: I want to thank my parents Maurizio and Mariella, and my brothers Dario and Cesare. This is dedicated to Enzo who, together with my father, passed on the blues to me long before I had teeth, and to Savio, a reason I play the guitar because m'aeva fatt' na capa tanta.
Thanks to my muse Clizia.

Davide: I want to thank Valentina, my nephews Asia, Gabriele, Enea, Tommaso, and all the people who have been close to me.
Thanks Nepi for music theory.

Special thanks to all the musicians out there that helped us performing this hard task (Mario, Cigo), and to our long time fans (Laura, Alessio, and welcome on board Andrea!).
Thanks to Tony Iommi for your riffs, John Carpenter for the five minutes long fighting scene in "They Live".
Also thank you F for all the the healthy stuff, please get back cultivatin' some more.

Thanks to Jesus, God, Satan, and most important: all hail to STREGONYO that rules us all.

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Miguel Y La Muerte Arezzo, Italy

The band Miguel Y La Muerte was formed in 2012 by Michele Serafini (Miguel) and Marco Fedele (La Muerte) with a distinct blues rock sound. Davide Bartolucci joined the line-up in 2021 with his PIMPUMPAM stuff.

Miguel Y La Muerte explore various musical genres thanks to an eclectic approach of the members, resulting in a colourful and original sound.

They're also proudly forgers of the STREGONYO
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