BLAXPLOITATION!

by Miguel Y La Muerte

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Recorded during 2016/17 at the Wormhole Studios, Arezzo, Italy

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released September 7, 2018

MIGUEL: vocals, acoustic guitars, harp, kazoo, bass drum, pedal snare.
LA MUERTE: vocals, electric, acoustic and bass guitars, banjo, kazoo, bass drum, pedal snare, keyboards, sound engineering, mixing and mastering.
- Special Guests (In order of apparition) -
TOMMASO VILLORESI: telephone guy on "Nuclear Flower"
DARIO FEDELE: keyboards on "Torpedo Fish pt.I & II"
MARIO CARUSO: vocals on "Prologo"

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Track Name: Pendular Blues
It was still dark when i woke up today
it will be dark when i'll get home tonight
babies crying, cold as outside
all over in the air a stable smell

clenched teeth curses when announce a delay
but light up a cigarette and the train will arrive
only few minutes and i'll lose my connection
i'm a pendular, i'm a man

i'm a man, i'm a pendular
i'm a man, i look at stars, i wanna go home

it seems to be Titanic's third class
try not to stamp the ticket, you've forgotten
stand up and tell the conductor, as loud as you can
i'm a pendular, i'm a man

i'm a man, i'm a pendular
i'm a man, i look at stars,
i look at stars
i look at stars
I wanna go home!

I'm A MAN!!!
Track Name: Nervous
Just drank ma last
Cup of caffè
Well, I'm a bit upset

Need to move fast
To follow ma head
Baby, I'm mad with you again

I'm NERVOUS
I'm NERVOUS

I'm NERVOUS
don't ask me why
I'm NERVOUS
Most of the time

Dunno what I am
Dunno what to do
I feel like goin insane

I'll have another caffè
Walk up an' down the room
Thinkin fast thinkin in vain

I'm NERVOUS
I'm NERVOUS

I'm NERVOUS
don't ask me why
I'm NERVOUS
Most of the time

Tryin to calm down
it makes me feel bad
Makes me feel so blue

I'm angry coz I'm down
Blue an' so sad
Waitin for some love from you

I'm NERVOUS
I'm NERVOUS

I'm NERVOUS
don't ask me why
I'm NERVOUS
Most of the time

I'm angry coz I'm down
Blue an' so sad
Waitin for some love from you
Track Name: Nightrunk
[Night sounds]
[The Trunk voice]
Track Name: She's Got The Trunk
Lovely bright blue eyes
Dark hair as night
I smile when she smiles
And now I wonder Why

Sweaty greasy grizzly
They call him the Trunk
Now I'm gonna ask you
What this lady's got

She's got the trunk
She's got the trunk
She's got the trunk
She's got the trunk

She looks like an angel
He's a big sack of lies
I really dunno what to think
And dunno what she had in mind

Damn she must be crazy!
Blind & without sense of smell
you could choose from heavens
Maybe, baby, you love hell

She's got the trunk
She's got the trunk
She's got the trunk
She's got the trunk

She looks like an angel
He's a big sack of lies
I really dunno what to think
And dunno what she had in mind

And z'is the power of Love
That comes from above
You can fall in love, baby
For a shaggy dog

She's got the trunk
She's got the trunk
She's got the trunk
She's got the trunk
Track Name: Nuclear Flower
Watch it, Tommy!
Look out, Tommy!

Tommy has been called abroad
to take a main assignment
There he had to write algorithms
to ease the nuclear plant

Then he packed one's bag, gone out with friends
and make a toast to say farewell
He took the train, traveled by plane,
and finally reached Den Helder

A pleasant small town in the Netherlands known
for the nuclear-powered fleet
but the reputation of your nation
concern the massive use of weed

Tommy don't toke up!
Don't blow your mind too much!

Tommy don't you nuclear waste your self
Or the whole plant will blow up
If you blow your mind a little more
OH OH OH
No one could imagine Nuclear power
needed all this grass to be

Watch it, Tommy_!
Look out, Tommy!
Tommy don't toke up!
Don't blow your mind too much!

You just thought that a coffee shop
Could also sell good good coffees
Lookin' forward for espresso
but you just find purple haze

We highly recommend not smoke
if you work with uranium
You were so high when you got back home
and mistake a plus for a minus

Tommy don't you nuclear waste your self
Or the whole plant will blow up
If you blow your mind a little more
OH OH OH
No one could imagine Nuclear power
needed all this grass to be

And now the whole europe exploded
Half world has been blown away
Poor tommy you just wanted to
follow their folk way
Track Name: Torpedo Fish
Back to 1955
I need to go
Take a gun with you
and some fancy dough

Now our lovely river
Lacks of lovely chicks
An overpopulation
Of Torpedo Fish(es)

Somebody threw them in the water
Once upon a time
Without thinkin' of the consequences
It'S A CRIME!

Now those ugly fishes
Are eatin' all the clams
Need to use a time machine
and prevent all this mess!

Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan ...
HAN SOLO!

Here there are too many of them
coming down the hill
Taking torpedos in the water
It'S TIME TO KILL

Lucky me in 2013
I had a goddam Idea
I bought a torpedo fish shotgun
Assembly kit at IKEA

--- Part 2 ---

Got them! fishes on their faces!
Splatter brains all over the place

Now we won, the party is here
torpedo fishes the main dish
Now we'll have a lot of fun
Not with you but with yor moms

UH!AH! Your mom in the fifties!
UH!AH! Your mom in the sixties!
UH!AH! Your mom in the seventies or in an alternative eightyfive!
Track Name: Prologo
La Muerte & Miguel apprestossi a narrare
Su note sofferte la storia crudel
Del poco abbiente guidator di carretta
Che SUV prepotente vé a soprassar

Ritratto veridìco di chi el conduce
Tan ben abbigliato quante villano
Li due menestrelli si fìan portavoce
Di dubbio poc'anzi soltanto pensato

Che stazza et peso di carro possente
Sian di taglia l'esatto rovescio
Del cazzo di chi v'é possidente

Com'anni oramai sono, a più riprese
Tutti in guardia messi fummo
Da anziano dottore viennese
Track Name: STO-CAR
Smaller the dick
Bigger the ride
I'm on my way
With my sweet little bride

This cock is passing me
With his pickup truck
I'm in my runabout
My babe's pride

Smaller the dick
Bigger the ride
You can't manage to park
I am bangin your wife

You know this car
It's my joy and pride
I got a big "john thomas"
Printed on the side

She likes it big
She likes it rough
But you just bought her
A big big car
She calls her boy
And if you know what i mean
She's goin to come with that small
Automobile
Track Name: Foocheck-Yo's Black
'Wanna tell you a story 'bout an eager schoolgirl,
And a black boy in the class next to her.
Well, she wasn't perfect, anyway cute enough,
And he was long-haired, tall, V-shaped, stunning, well defined and rough.
She always thought about him, and then indulges to
Certain practices which I'll not tell you.

Is it love or what else?
Is it love or what?
Got a strong urge to hold him
Lord I wanna squeeze it

So the same old curiosity inside every good girl,
Broked the levee and started to grow, ow, ow!
Over the lesson break a glances exchange,
Through her black sunglasses in spite of the rain.
You will not believe without seeing the scene,
Cause she whispered something in his ear something really, really secret, so secret that no one else would have known it then she grabbed his hand and took him to the public W.C.

whoof...(sbuffo di fatica)

She was sure as hell...
He felt overwrought...

She wants to know...
He don't wants to go back... BUT
IT WAS ONLY A FOOCHECK-YO'S BLACK!

Well our pretty cockmaniac even appreciated the toy
Hangin' down 'n swingin' from the front of the boy.
Yes, i have to apologize to the audience for my speech
But the song is finished and you've understood the preach.
The today's lesson for ya, girls is as it follows:
Sometimes when you spot someone, handsome as can be, remember that his beauty won't necessarily be proportioned to the lenght of his cock, otherwise, if this were so, i'd have to hang around
with a shopping cart.

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