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BLAXPLOITATION!

by Miguel Y La Muerte

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1.
It was still dark when i woke up today it will be dark when i'll get home tonight babies crying, cold as outside all over in the air a stable smell clenched teeth curses when announce a delay but light up a cigarette and the train will arrive only few minutes and i'll lose my connection i'm a pendular, i'm a man i'm a man, i'm a pendular i'm a man, i look at stars, i wanna go home it seems to be Titanic's third class try not to stamp the ticket, you've forgotten stand up and tell the conductor, as loud as you can i'm a pendular, i'm a man i'm a man, i'm a pendular i'm a man, i look at stars, i look at stars i look at stars I wanna go home! I'm A MAN!!!
2.
Nervous 05:22
Just drank ma last Cup of caffè Well, I'm a bit upset Need to move fast To follow ma head Baby, I'm mad with you again I'm NERVOUS I'm NERVOUS I'm NERVOUS don't ask me why I'm NERVOUS Most of the time Dunno what I am Dunno what to do I feel like goin insane I'll have another caffè Walk up an' down the room Thinkin fast thinkin in vain I'm NERVOUS I'm NERVOUS I'm NERVOUS don't ask me why I'm NERVOUS Most of the time Tryin to calm down it makes me feel bad Makes me feel so blue I'm angry coz I'm down Blue an' so sad Waitin for some love from you I'm NERVOUS I'm NERVOUS I'm NERVOUS don't ask me why I'm NERVOUS Most of the time I'm angry coz I'm down Blue an' so sad Waitin for some love from you
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Nightrunk 00:40
[Night sounds] [The Trunk voice]
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Lovely bright blue eyes Dark hair as night I smile when she smiles And now I wonder Why Sweaty greasy grizzly They call him the Trunk Now I'm gonna ask you What this lady's got She's got the trunk She's got the trunk She's got the trunk She's got the trunk She looks like an angel He's a big sack of lies I really dunno what to think And dunno what she had in mind Damn she must be crazy! Blind & without sense of smell you could choose from heavens Maybe, baby, you love hell She's got the trunk She's got the trunk She's got the trunk She's got the trunk She looks like an angel He's a big sack of lies I really dunno what to think And dunno what she had in mind And z'is the power of Love That comes from above You can fall in love, baby For a shaggy dog She's got the trunk She's got the trunk She's got the trunk She's got the trunk
5.
Watch it, Tommy! Look out, Tommy! Tommy has been called abroad to take a main assignment There he had to write algorithms to ease the nuclear plant Then he packed one's bag, gone out with friends and make a toast to say farewell He took the train, traveled by plane, and finally reached Den Helder A pleasant small town in the Netherlands known for the nuclear-powered fleet but the reputation of your nation concern the massive use of weed Tommy don't toke up! Don't blow your mind too much! Tommy don't you nuclear waste your self Or the whole plant will blow up If you blow your mind a little more OH OH OH No one could imagine Nuclear power needed all this grass to be Watch it, Tommy_! Look out, Tommy! Tommy don't toke up! Don't blow your mind too much! You just thought that a coffee shop Could also sell good good coffees Lookin' forward for espresso but you just find purple haze We highly recommend not smoke if you work with uranium You were so high when you got back home and mistake a plus for a minus Tommy don't you nuclear waste your self Or the whole plant will blow up If you blow your mind a little more OH OH OH No one could imagine Nuclear power needed all this grass to be And now the whole europe exploded Half world has been blown away Poor tommy you just wanted to follow their folk way
6.
Torpedo Fish 06:46
Back to 1955 I need to go Take a gun with you and some fancy dough Now our lovely river Lacks of lovely chicks An overpopulation Of Torpedo Fish(es) Somebody threw them in the water Once upon a time Without thinkin' of the consequences It'S A CRIME! Now those ugly fishes Are eatin' all the clams Need to use a time machine and prevent all this mess! Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan Kenobi! Obi Wan ... HAN SOLO! Here there are too many of them coming down the hill Taking torpedos in the water It'S TIME TO KILL Lucky me in 2013 I had a goddam Idea I bought a torpedo fish shotgun Assembly kit at IKEA --- Part 2 --- Got them! fishes on their faces! Splatter brains all over the place Now we won, the party is here torpedo fishes the main dish Now we'll have a lot of fun Not with you but with yor moms UH!AH! Your mom in the fifties! UH!AH! Your mom in the sixties! UH!AH! Your mom in the seventies or in an alternative eightyfive!
7.
Prologo 00:50
La Muerte & Miguel apprestossi a narrare Su note sofferte la storia crudel Del poco abbiente guidator di carretta Che SUV prepotente vé a soprassar Ritratto veridìco di chi el conduce Tan ben abbigliato quante villano Li due menestrelli si fìan portavoce Di dubbio poc'anzi soltanto pensato Che stazza et peso di carro possente Sian di taglia l'esatto rovescio Del cazzo di chi v'é possidente Com'anni oramai sono, a più riprese Tutti in guardia messi fummo Da anziano dottore viennese
8.
STO-CAR 04:56
Smaller the dick Bigger the ride I'm on my way With my sweet little bride This cock is passing me With his pickup truck I'm in my runabout My babe's pride Smaller the dick Bigger the ride You can't manage to park I am bangin your wife You know this car It's my joy and pride I got a big "john thomas" Printed on the side She likes it big She likes it rough But you just bought her A big big car She calls her boy And if you know what i mean She's goin to come with that small Automobile
9.
'Wanna tell you a story 'bout an eager schoolgirl, And a black boy in the class next to her. Well, she wasn't perfect, anyway cute enough, And he was long-haired, tall, V-shaped, stunning, well defined and rough. She always thought about him, and then indulges to Certain practices which I'll not tell you. Is it love or what else? Is it love or what? Got a strong urge to hold him Lord I wanna squeeze it So the same old curiosity inside every good girl, Broked the levee and started to grow, ow, ow! Over the lesson break a glances exchange, Through her black sunglasses in spite of the rain. You will not believe without seeing the scene, Cause she whispered something in his ear something really, really secret, so secret that no one else would have known it then she grabbed his hand and took him to the public W.C. whoof...(sbuffo di fatica) She was sure as hell... He felt overwrought... She wants to know... He don't wants to go back... BUT IT WAS ONLY A FOOCHECK-YO'S BLACK! Well our pretty cockmaniac even appreciated the toy Hangin' down 'n swingin' from the front of the boy. Yes, i have to apologize to the audience for my speech But the song is finished and you've understood the preach. The today's lesson for ya, girls is as it follows: Sometimes when you spot someone, handsome as can be, remember that his beauty won't necessarily be proportioned to the lenght of his cock, otherwise, if this were so, i'd have to hang around with a shopping cart.
10.
Experience 04:52
11.
Crognolo Man 05:26

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Recorded during 2016/17 at the Wormhole Studios, Arezzo, Italy

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released September 7, 2018

MIGUEL: vocals, acoustic guitars, harp, kazoo, bass drum, pedal snare.
LA MUERTE: vocals, electric, acoustic and bass guitars, banjo, kazoo, bass drum, pedal snare, keyboards, sound engineering, mixing and mastering.
- Special Guests (In order of apparition) -
TOMMASO VILLORESI: telephone guy on "Nuclear Flower"
DARIO FEDELE: keyboards on "Torpedo Fish pt.I & II"
MARIO CARUSO: vocals on "Prologo"

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Miguel Y La Muerte Arezzo, Italy

The band Miguel Y La Muerte was formed in 2012 by Michele Serafini (Miguel) and Marco Fedele (La Muerte) with a distinct blues rock sound. Davide Bartolucci joined the line-up in 2021 with his PIMPUMPAM stuff.

Miguel Y La Muerte explore various musical genres thanks to an eclectic approach of the members, resulting in a colourful and original sound.

They're also proudly forgers of the STREGONYO
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